Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Borat sings one of his nation’s most popular songs.JEWISH WOLVERINE (Full Version)
Thursday, May 6th, 2010
The full interview from California On Worst Jobs.
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very funny jewish wedding english subtitle (la boda)
Monday, April 12th, 2010
very funny it’s hard to be a jew on christmas
Saturday, March 13th, 2010
the “it’s hard to be a My New Haircut – Jewish Edition – OVER 2 MILLION VIEWS!!!
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Spoof of the famous “My New Haircut” video: This is the jewish Edition!
Oy Vey!
A few people have had trouble understanding the video because they are not Jewish. We don’t discriminate here, so below is an explanation of everything jewish mentioned in the video… so, I guess that’s everything.
EXPLANATION OF EVERYTHING FOR GOYIM (NON-JEWS):
-Yarmulke: The hat that Jews wear on their head. (The one I am wearing in the video)
-Tuchus: Ass, butt, rear end
-Mishpocha: My Crew/friends/family
-Shtup: To or hump
-Yenta: A Jew, usually a woman, who tends to gossip… I use it in the sense of a Jewish female.
-Shmeckle: Penis
-Shicksas: Non-Jewish women.
-Mensch: A good boy/ well-mannered gentleman; highly respected.
-”Ashem as my witness”: “G-d as my witness”
-Schmuck: A jerk
-Punim: Literally means a face, but is used in the terms of a bad face or a bad look, like the “evil eye”
-Zetz: A hit or a smack
-Schnoz: Nose
-Boychick: An endearing term for a Jewish male.
-Shabbos: Jewish version of The Sabbath.
-Oy/Oy Vey/Oy Gevault: An exclamation, like, “Ugh!”
-Matzah: Unleavened bread that Jews eat on the holiday of Passover.
-Mammeleh: Yiddish for Mom or Mother.
-Schfitz: Sweat
-JCC: Acronym for Jewish Community Center. The Jewish equivalent of the YMCA.
-Macabi Beer: An Israeli Beer.
-Gefilte Fish: A Jewish delicacy. It is basically Carp fish ground up with gelatin and molded together into a lump.
-Latkes: Potato Pancakes, generally eaten during Hanukah.
-Kuggel: Another type of Jewish food. It is kind of like Bread pudding, but usually cut into squares.
-Hamantaschen: Jewish cookies made for the holiday, Purim. They are triangle-shaped and jelly-filled. They are triangular because of the evil emperor Haman’s hat (That’s why I make the triangle over my head).
-Farshnikkert/Farshikkert: Drunk/shitfaced (A shikker is a drunk)
-Manischewitz (pronounced MAN-i-SHEV-ITS): Jewish Kosher wine. It is known for it’s unbearably sweet taste. It’s pretty gross.
-Mikveh/Mikvah: A ceremonial Jewish bath/shower/washing place. (Instead of saying “I shower in that shit” I say “I fill my Mikveh with that shit”
-Shul: Temple/Synagogue. Where Jews worship (Our version of church)
-North Shore: Refers to the North Shore of Long Island, where many Jews live, myself included.
-Lower East Side: Refers to the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where many Jews live.
Okay, now you know Yiddish! If you have ANY other questions, please comment or message me.
Duration : 0:2:23
Mel Gibson’s Signs (of Anti-Semitism)
Monday, February 8th, 2010
It’s not like Mel didn’t warn us… about the jews.
SPECIAL MESSAGE: For those of you too slow to grasp that this is satire, can all the anti-Semitic cowards please peddle your nonsense elsewhere? Any anti-Semitic comments will be removed and the user will be blocked. Thank you.
Duration : 0:2:47
Halarious video of a Jay Leno writer showing his halarious 
It’s a